What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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