Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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lipstick pig

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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weston cage

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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