a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Jimmy Saville

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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