- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what time is it? 3:16

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

It smells like triangles in here.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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