An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

hahahahaha thats not funny

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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