- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

wanna hear a joke? no.

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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