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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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