Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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PSN IS UP

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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