- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

What's big and white?

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Pokemon go: Team mystic

Womens rights

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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