How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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penis

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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