- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

Chicken penis.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

donald................duck for president

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

Dylan is gay

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