Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

hickory dickory dock no one cares

thumb_up thumb_down +4

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How come grilled cheese?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

thumb_up thumb_down +2

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

thumb_up thumb_down +2

An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops