An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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