A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

A horse walks into a barn.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Whats better than 24? 25.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

24

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Butt poop.

Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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