- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

hi michael

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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