i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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God

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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