- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

How old is your mom? Old.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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