What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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Anti Joke

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