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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a car about to hit me.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

roses are red. violets are violet...

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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