Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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What's big and white?

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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