- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

Meow.

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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