There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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No.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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