Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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