A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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