Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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men's rights.

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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