- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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