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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

you know whats funny... nothing.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.