- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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