What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

David Silberberg is gay

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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