I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Cows are land manatees.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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