There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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hit the thumbs down button

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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The Pope

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Womens' sports

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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