- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

Penis

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

9

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??