A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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