Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

i dont like chris

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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