If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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A whale's vagina

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Anti Joke

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