Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

There is no I in Pie except for the I

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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