why does column have a letter n?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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baskets

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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leon harney ya pikey

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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