What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Why did the

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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The Detroit Lions

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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