- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

knock knock who's there no one

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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