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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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