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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

Women's rights

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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