- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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