There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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