Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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You see how lame this is?

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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