I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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God

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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