- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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