- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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