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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Black People.

i lost the game

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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