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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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