Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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