No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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