- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.