- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Knock knock Get off my porch.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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