- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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