What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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