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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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