What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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A black man in a country bar.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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the asian kid gets an F

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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Donkey lips

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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