Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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