What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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boobs.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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tee hee

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Safe sex MR

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Woman's rights

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Black People.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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