Darude - Sandstorm

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

A blind man walks into a wall.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Blake wilkeys hair style

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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