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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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