- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

A handicapp walks into a bar

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Donkey lips

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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