Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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IF YOU ARE A GUY: Think about a really hot girl. She has the perfect chest, amazing face, blonde hair, and looks flat out stunning. She takes off her shirt which is very appealing and causes for you to get excited because you might get lucky. She takes off her pants, or skirt depending on the choice that you decided upon when imagining this girl, and is walking towards you in nothing but a bra and panties. She continues to take off her bra and gets on top of you. You passionately kiss and afterwords she whispers in your ear, "are you ready for some of this?" you nod your head and she proceeds to remove her panties. Let's freeze this situation for a moment. Assuming that you would ever be in a situation like that there has to be a catch right? A hidden camera, her husband comes home, a rabbid zombie crashes through the door...something. I am happy to tell you that there are no worries about this because nothing will stop you from making sweet and beautiful love to this woman. So let's get back to the scenario. You not your head and quickly tear off your clothes and begin exploring her body. Now turn her 64 and give her a penis with an amazing amount of pubic hair, make her fat, and submit to this manlady. You ask how this happened? Earlier that evening you took a particularly large amound of LSD, or acid if you prefer, and began tripping out. You began seeing ugly people as hot people, and hot people as ugly people. Your friends were concerned because you were hitting on a tree and started humping it at which you were removed from the party by your date who just so happened to be a fat and ugly hermaphrodite who repeatedly raped you and made you cry in submition to her kinky tactics. Drugs are bad, but they make for interesting stories for your friends to tell their children when they get older at your expense.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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