- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

What's 9+ 10?! 19

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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