Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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A black person walks out of KFC

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Mormons having fun.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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