Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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pickle sniffer

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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