What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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