What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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are you gay does your mom know

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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