Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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lol a man is drowning

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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