Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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69

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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GONNA

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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