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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

knock knock who's there?

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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