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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

one day i went to bed

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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