- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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