What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

lol a man is drowning

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

What is the meaning of life? 42

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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