- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

wanna hear a joke? no.

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

Do you like fishsticks No

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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