What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Penis.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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Justin Beiber

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