pickle sniffer

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Wombat monkey juice.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

A horse walks into a barn.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Where's my baby??

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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