- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

There's my tractor.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

The Pope

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

Whats the difference between a frog?

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

hipsters

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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