A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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