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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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