what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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You're*

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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banana

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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