What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

thumb_up thumb_down

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

thumb_up thumb_down

Yo momma so fat, she died.

thumb_up thumb_down

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

thumb_up thumb_down

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

thumb_up thumb_down

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

thumb_up thumb_down

donald................duck for president

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

thumb_up thumb_down

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

thumb_up thumb_down

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

thumb_up thumb_down

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

thumb_up thumb_down

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

thumb_up thumb_down

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

thumb_up thumb_down

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

thumb_up thumb_down

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

thumb_up thumb_down

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

thumb_up thumb_down

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops